So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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