oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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