There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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