If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
The Olympian is in my bed
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
