sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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