you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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