A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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