Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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