remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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