i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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