I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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