Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You know, be my cock's hype man.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
