walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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