So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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