Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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