There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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