Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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