i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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