the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's never too late to be topless.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You've changed since you got that strap on
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