he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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