Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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