I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I want to be your penis for a week.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
