GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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