That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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