he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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