Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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