so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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