the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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