you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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