He is such a slut. More and more my type.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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