we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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