Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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