Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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