We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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