I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
They have beer where we have blood.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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