I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
did you just send me my own nude
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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