I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Randomize
