He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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