so that wasnt chicken after all
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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