my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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