operation harelip BJ is a go
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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