i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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