im drinking this country out of the recession.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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