He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Randomize
