how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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