You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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