i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I love having hate sex.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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