What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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