problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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