So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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